Jameaus

"I shall bulild your Stone Protector Locator"- Jameaus, in da 90's or whatever idc

Jameaus Semaus Haymus is the Main Protagonist of The Great Gatsby 2 and a frequent model for Gucci, Prada, Burberry, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs and Poundland. He has published many a manga such as The Great Gatsby 2 and Some My Little Pony colouring book from the 15th century.

Controversies
Despite having such an extensive back catalogue of sucessful media, Jameaus came under fire after the release of his debut novel for being both the main character AND author. In an interview when being asked about writing a self-insert fanfic, he simply responded with '"A BLACK SCREEN.The blackness is pierced by a single, pulsing green light...We drift, as if by boat, across a dark bay toward the light.Then, we hear a troubled voice.NICK (V.O.)In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice: “always try to see the best in people,” he would say...A gentle snow begins to fall, obscuring the light...NICK (V.O.)As a consequence, I’m inclined to reserve all judgements. The snow grows heavier.NICK (V.O.)But even I... have a limit.DISSOLVE TO:EXT. SANITARIUM - WINTER - DAYContinue drifting, through the snow, across an icy lake...NICK (V.O.)Back then all of us drank too much.DISCOVER: A stately Victorian building...NICK (V.O.)The more in tune with the times we were, the more we drank. CLOSE ON: The sign, “The Perkins Sanitarium.”NICK (V.O.)And none of us contributed anything new.DISSOLVE TO:INT. SANITARIUM - DOCTOR’S OFFICE - WINTER - DAYDISCOVER: A man shrouded in darkness. He leans against an old fireplace, hand covering his face.'

NICKWhen I came back from New York I was disgusted.REVEAL: NICK CARRAWAY (37), unshaven, morbidly alcoholic."

🎶Life is like a hurricane here in Fuckburg🎶
If you watch episode 6 of each season of Ducktales (2017) in reverse you’ll uncover hidden Satanic messages. If you recite them into a mirror in the bathroom of Nando’s with the girls on Friday night then he will appear and 4:38 - https://youtu.be/HPGQl3LbiBs