Stanley

“Stanlutations”-Stanley Stanley/Ztan is a failed estate agent and R&B artist. He is a key asset of Them guys, as he designed their logo on ms paint.

His backstory lol
Stanley was born in Costa in Birmingham on Doomsday. He was an accountant fro the age of -1 because he is an #Intellectual and all that. He injected sharpie lead into his veins as a fun hobby. After being banned from being an accountant by Adam Sandler, he was forced by his parents to grind the coffee beans in Costa because he was the right size to live in the coffee grinder. He also had to give up his sharpie collection omg i am liek crying so #tragic kan we get 1 like. 1day 5t4n'5 lyfe was changeded 43v3r when he heard a knock on the lid of his coffee grinder. He thought it w3azs his Gucci parcel coming early but it was actually another reptilian lad who he would l8tr finf out to be Jason. He was shooketh when he said that he had to work @ starbucks or something but wanted to b a gym instructor guy or whatever, because that was so #relatable. They both lived in the coffee griner thinfgy because they had half a shilling between them from their pocket mony so they couldn't go to premur in or lemmington as[q rip 4 them.