John from down the pub



John from down the pub is the main character in EastEnders. He is also in every piece of media ever concieved, you just have to look to the left of the screen at 04:04 during viewing your chosen entertainment. If you are reading a book, then you need to go to the 404th page and if there isn't one, make onw yourself (make sure you use a bootleg gr8 gatsby stationary set otherwise it won't work and it'll b #sad). You also need 2 gather all the sacred pieces of "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" merchandise you own and then arrange it in a summoning circle in the shape of Mark Hamil. Then John fro m thre pub will be