Densel

“Æ”-SendDel77 Densel, better know as SenDel77 on MySpace, is an “Antagonist” in The Stone Protectors, although anyone deemed an antagonist in the eyes of those twats is probably iconic and beautiful.

Life and fashion career
Densel was born and raised in Crawley, Sweden. At just the age of -1, Densel knew exactly what he wanted to be, a fashion designer. He was incredibly talented, even from a young age, and released a best-selling collection in collaboration with Lidl™️ at just age 4. This was the starting point for his incredibly successful and awe inspiring career, as not long after this he was contacted by Gucci™️ and began working on a second collaboration. His Gucci™️ range brought him even further into the public eye and made him a household name in the fashion world, only at age 5. After this he appeared on many a chat show, was invited to a number of prestigious award ceremonies and even met Marcel Toing at Tesco. But despite this large amount of glamor and success, Densel stated in his biography, that he personally felt that his life did not begin until he met the fellow members of Them guys.

The beginning
It all began when Densel was cutting an onion outside of Specsavers™️, he was now aged 7 and life in the fashion world had become more rough and challenging. He felt that although he had enjoyed the early days, the thrills, the interviews and so on, it was coming to feel as though it was the beginning of the end for him, and that he could no longer make anything of quality. He had hit a low, and felt as though he could never lay a scaley hand thingy on a sewing machine again. But on the contrary, that was far from the truth. Just as he was about to finish cutting his cream-coloured onion, something short of a miracle accrued. Two rather scaley and spicy gentlemen of good culture walked out of Specsavers™️, with looks of grave doubt and sorrow plaguing their otherwise magnificent reptilian faces. “Greetings, my good men.” He conversed with a tone of voice equally dour to their faces. “May I enquire what it is exactly that seems to be burdening you?” The two scaley fellows looked at him and then the taller of the lads™️ who had pink hair replied “My dear specimen, we hath journeyed to the sacred spot that is Specsavers™️, requesting that we receive the fair and humble amount of 2 pairs of glasses after we pay the simple fee of one Gucci™️ edition of The Great Gatsby, only to find that we had bought a false version and would now hath to retreats back to our humble abode due to this humiliating and shameful event occurring.” Densel, who at this point, was crying not because of his onion, instantly stated “MY DEAR FELLOWS, I WHO HATH ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SHILLINGS, SHALL PURCHASE THE LIMITED EDITION GUCCI™️ GREAT GATSBY FOR THEE, AND HELP THEE COMPLETE THEIR TREACHEROUS AND PERILOUS SPECSAVERS PILGRIMAGE.” The rest is history. The three exquisite gentle fellows bought their copy of The Great Gatsby, exchanged it for three pairs of glasses (because now Densel had now gotten to know these two reptiles in a way that could only be described as increasingly iconic, and they had agreed to get a third pair of glasses for him so he, too, could be a certified Lad™️ and join them on their journey of dankness) and walked off into the sunset singing ABBA, because now, they were the newest edition to the many, many groups that resembled a poor man’s ABBA. And they were proud.