Cliff Richard

Personality
he is twat

Life
Not to be confused with Cliff. He’s a stupid little twat with no eyes or talent. After crashing The car thing into Bush and dying instantly, he decided he was going to get a job at Halifax™️. He wrote the shawshank redemption at aged 2 and then did literally nothing else ever apart from getting a stupid temporary tattoo that he has to re apply every 3 seconds and crashing The car thing into Bush and dying instantly. Also he played a single drum once but it was in a halleucinatioj. He bases his work off of Slipkonog, the man who can climb anything, however, he can climb about 3 things because he’s a failure and a t;wat.

The Halifax Arc
He worked at Halifax and he felt as though it was the only thing he was meant to accomplish in life. But after a #tragic turn of events he got fired and everything changed.

One day he made the brain cell-free decision to steal a calculator from the janitors Gucci™️ Pillow case so he could have help with he math homework and so he could maybe find more than one math. As he did it he live streamed it to a gaping crowd of 1 person (Bush), and got caught before even doing it rip.

Villain Arc
After he was tragically fired from Lloyd’s bank, Clifford RIfford did what could only be described as an act motivated by a fit of sheer and utter rage, he hack their Instagram account. This turn of events can only be described as shockingly nobody cares and I don’t care anyways guys he got #arrested agin for stealing the calculator again and then hacking the instant gran that’s it the end