Jason

“Aye bruv let’s get a cheeky Nando’s lawl”-Jason Jason, otherwise known as “The Rock™️ of the reptile world”, is a valued member of Them guys and a worldwide icon.

The Beginning
Jason was born in starbucks at 3am whilst some clickbait youtuber was doing the 24 hour challange with the gang. He had to work at starbucks because of this due to his family believing in some fate about him being born there even though they were just absolute baffoons. Jason was a janitor there from age 2 and he wrote edgy poetry on his iphone X whilst listening to Bredon Urine Panik in the Discus because he wonted 2 follow his dreams of being an gym teecher and instructor but his daddu was like no #likeifyoucryeverytime. Jason began training to become a gym teacher, whether or not his parents liked it because he did good 4 him i guess. When Jason became an edgy teenager he decided to run away from his home in starbucks and move into Costa to be a #rebel omgee. Here, he met a reptillian fellow named Stan, who was born in Costa and wanted to be an estate agent. Jason had never felt more understood in his life and the two of them decided to form the predecessor to what would later become Them guys.